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A contained stream

from Greatest Hits! by Be Brave Bold Robot

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Dog Balls = floral arrangement filler:
Asclepias fruticosa syn. Gomphocarpus fruticosus is a species of milkweed that is native to South Africa and may lead to death in both livestock and humans.

There is mold growing on dog balls in the bathroom
in the bottom of the house where I lived
half of it was all mine but I didn't make time
to match up her frilly with my masculine
now she lives surrounded by female compounded
you can't walk around without stepping in it.
it's here I sit, enamored with the soaps on the counter
the fragrance of flowers masking my piss

My male friends indulge me but we still don't talk of pee pee
and how it leaves our bodies, but I suspect
most of them, most of men, stand up at the privy.
They been doing it for centuries
and I'd agree but for years now, I been keeping my own house
and I'd rather sit down than clean that mess up.

I’m addicted to sitting on the toilet.

And I can leave the night lightless, shuffle to the seat
without having to leave my dreams.
And of course, in public stalls, I pee straight and tall
in fact, I focus on not touching anything at all.
but there's no place I'd rather pee
than in the house where I lived with the woman I loved.
Lifted seat, wiped the rim that no other men touched.
Ushered at once to the wisdom of a contained stream
and the assurance of comfort that only women can bring.
A household of dry toilet seats
and no one could ruin it but me.

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from Greatest Hits!, released December 21, 2021

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